Who would
have thought? 2013 is here and it sounds so awkward, I just started to write
2012 instead of 2011 and now I have to learn the whole thing again? It even
looks ugly. Probably, because it makes you look like you have dyslexia and you
can’t write the numbers in correct order. Twenty-thirteen, is that what the media
will call this year? We can go with, I don’t know, two-o-13, or maybe ‘suck it’
if that’s okay with all of you. For me, this year is a ‘suck it’ year. And God
is it approaching fast! With the world’s going to end and stuff, I never
thought we’d make it to 2013 so easily. It seems like everything is
uncomfortably-how do I say it- normal.
At this point last year, when I had just started
blogging and realized its true potential in rocking my otherwise somewhat
[read, very] boring life, I made some resolutions. The first one, I guess, was I’d
go to clubs and dance and party and stuff. It’s silly, I know. That didn’t happen.
The second one was I would read countless number of books and watch endless
number of movies. Even this didn’t happen. There were some more, the usual
types-I’d study this year, I’d top in my class, I’d convince the world I am Batman.
Nothing really kicked off. I don’t even think I have changed much as a person
in this one year, surely I am more ‘less mature’ now, and a bit more funny,
because of the endless jokes I have literally memorized. [For the first time in
my life, I have used ‘literally’ right] I will tell you one funny joke in this post, try to figure that out.
What’s my biggest achievement this year?
Before chuckling away dude, I have one legit achievement.
I sat on one chair for more than what normal people sit, umm, I don’t know, on
a chair? I can’t draw comparisons; I am really bad at them. The only good thing
I have done this year is I have used my computer; I have derived the whole freaking
utility out of it. Just to give you an idea, 3.5 hours a day, for 365 days,
minus some days when I was out of home, plus most days when I over-used it; the
final tally comes to around 1277.5 hours, that’s like 160 working days I have
wasted this year. That’s huge, isn’t it? And that’s a waste, isn’t it? Do not
even wonder what I have done all these hours with free access to broadband
internet and stuff, I watched so many educational videos, really helpful.
I realize this post was about welcoming 2013, but I guess
one cannot welcome something without saying proper good byes. Aah, Good byes! It’s so tough to say good
bye, isn’t it? This year was bad in those terms. Many things happened; the
biggest was I broke up. [Yes I know, it’s hard to believe. A girl went out with
me? Shocker of the year!] Did it teach me anything? Honestly, no. Philosophically,
yes. Am I telling you? No. Do you care? No. Should I stop this? Yes. Did I stop
this? No. Will I? Yes. When? No. Wait, that’s not even correct. Yes.
It’s
like you’re in a desert and you can clearly see water on the other side. But when
you go to the other side, there’s water where you were. Then you realize; its
water everywhere, you just have to be a good swimmer.
[I
am a 20 year old kid; don’t expect life changing quotes from me]
I also thought I’d start drinking and smoking this
year, it all sounds so cool. [Chandler Bing!] But I didn’t. I couldn’t. Not
because I am a good kid and I follow what my parents tell me to. My computer hard
disk is willing to counter your argument. Why didn’t I start boozing then? Umm,
I am actually and honestly, scared of the drunk-dialing
thing. Yes, I said it. It is so scary to think that once you’re drunk you’ll
spill out everything you have held in yourself for some very valid reasons. I hope
that happens, someone accidently drugs me and I finally tell her!
Isn’t
this what we all need? A bit of alcohol in our lives? To tell people we love/hate/dislike/adore
them? To just talk to people? Why are we not able to open up? It saddens me a
bit. It’s on my resolutions-2013 list.
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| maybe I will escape my fears, this time. |
This is getting longer than I thought; I’d end the
first part now.
Why do you people even let me post, deny it somehow or the 'world gonna end' threat will resurface in few years. Kidding. SHARE.
Let's try my resolution right now? Let's just talk? How was your year, 2012? Did you follow your resolution
and dreams? Was it a good year? What’s your biggest achievement? Could you
trick a girl into believing the world was going to end and one should try everything? I tried; had to use dark
shades for one whole week.
Wait…
She didn't punch me, she believed me, her brother punched. But, boy was it all
worth it!
